Gentle Moirai
Mostly Sherlock, also Doctor Who, and the humor of Tumblr.
Frequently NSFW.

Currently accepting Johnlock fic requests

johnlockedness:

Johnlock is endgame

The new fragrance by Moftiss

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moriartysskull:

THAT CHEEKY EYEBROW RAISE.

I love when he does that.

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cinderlily33:

I had commissioned the lovely and wonderfully talented shootbadcabbies for this adorable kidlock fanart. 
My prompt was big brother Mycroft teaching baby brother Sherlock how to walk for the first time. 
This is one of two commissions that I’ve dedicated to my wifey, theskullonthemantle, as part of a brainstorming session we had on Skype about a Holmes Family snapshot collection. 
Thank you so much. I love it!

gah! man this is good

cinderlily33:

I had commissioned the lovely and wonderfully talented shootbadcabbies for this adorable kidlock fanart. 

My prompt was big brother Mycroft teaching baby brother Sherlock how to walk for the first time. 

This is one of two commissions that I’ve dedicated to my wifey, theskullonthemantle, as part of a brainstorming session we had on Skype about a Holmes Family snapshot collection. 

Thank you so much. I love it!

gah! man this is good

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johnwatsonismyspiritanimal:

I got mashed potatoes in the remote control…

I got honey in the wii remote

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whatthefoucault:

Oh Petey C, I love you already.

For those like me who can neither afford nor be arsed to leave their house on a Sunday morn to buy a copy of the Times, my good friend Blogtor Who has been kind enough to summarise the interview here. PLENTY of food for thought. Opinions?

I could live without all the snarkiness about flirting. I like all types of doctors.

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Incubus by Craig Arnold
The chain uncouples, and his jacket hangs
on the peg over hers, and he’s inside.   
She stalls in the kitchen, putting the kettle on,   
buys herself a minute looking for two   
matching cups for the lime-flower tea,   
not really lime but linden, heart-shaped leaves   
and sticky flowers that smell of antifreeze.   
She talks a wall around her, twists the string   
tighter around the tea bag in her spoon.   
But every conversation has to break   
somewhere, and at the far end of the sofa   
he sits, warming his hands around the cup   
he hasn’t tasted yet, and listens on   
with such an exasperating show of patience   
it’s almost a relief to hear him ask it:   
If you’re not using your body right now
maybe you’d let me borrow it for a while?
It isn’t what you’re thinking. No, it’s worse.   
Why on earth did she find him so attractive   
the first time she met him, propping the wall   
at an awkward party, clearly trying to drink   
himself into some sort of conversation?   
Was it the dark uncomfortable reserve   
she took upon herself to tease him out of,   
asking, Are you a vampire? That depends,   
he stammered, are you a virgin? No, not funny,   
but why did she laugh at him? What made her think   
that he needed her, that she could teach him something?   
Why did she let him believe she was drunk   
and needed a ride home? Why did she let him   
take her shirt off, fumble around a bit   
on the spare futon, passing back and forth   
the warm breath of a half-hearted kiss   
they kept falling asleep in the middle of?   
And when he asked her, why did she not object?   
I’d like to try something. I need you to trust me.   
Younger and given to daydreams, she imagined   
trading bodies with someone, a best friend,   
the boy she had a crush on. But the fact   
was more fantastic, a fairy-tale adventure   
where the wolf wins, and hides in the girl’s red hood.   
How it happens she doesn’t really remember,   
drifting off with a vague sense of being   
drawn out through a single point of her skin,   
like a bedsheet threaded through a needle’s eye,
and bundled into a body that must be his.   
Sometimes she startles, as on the verge of sleep   
you can feel yourself fall backward over a brink,   
and snaps her eyelids open, to catch herself   
slipping out of the bed, her legs swinging   
over the edge, and feels the sudden sick   
split-screen impression of being for a second   
both she and her.   
                              What he does with her   
while she’s asleep, she never really knows,   
flickers, only, conducted back in dreams:   
Walking in neighborhoods she doesn’t know   
and wouldn’t go to, overpasses, ragweed,   
cars dry-docked on cinderblocks, wolf-whistles,   
wanting to run away and yet her steps   
planted sure and defiant. Performing tasks   
too odd to recognize and too mundane   
to have made up, like fixing a green salad   
with the sunflower seeds and peppers that she hates,   
pouring on twice the oil and vinegar   
that she would like, and being unable to stop.   
Her hands feel but are somehow not her own,   
running over the racks of stacked fabric   
in a clothing store, stroking the slick silk,   
teased cotton and polar fleece, as if her fingers   
each were a tongue tasting the knits and weaves.   
Harmless enough.   
                              It’s what she doesn’t dream   
that scares her, panic she can’t account for, faces   
familiar but not known, déjà vu   
making a mess of memory, coming to   
with a fresh love-bite on her left breast   
and the aftershock of granting another’s flesh,   
of having gripped, slipped in and fluttered tender   
mmm, unbraided, and spent the whole slow day   
clutching her thighs to keep the chafe from fading,   
and furious at being joyful, less   
at the violation, less the danger, than the sense   
he’d taken her enjoyment for his own.   
That was the time before, the time she swore   
would be the last—returning to her senses,   
she’d grabbed his throat and hit him around the face   
and threw him out, and sat there on the floor   
shaking. She hadn’t known how hard it was   
to throw a punch without pulling it back.   
Now, as they sit together on her couch   
with the liquid cooling in the stained chipped cups   
that would never match, no matter how hard   
she stared at them, he seems the same as ever,   
a quiet clumsy self-effacing ghost   
with the gray-circled eyes that she once wanted   
so badly to defy, that seemed to see her   
seeing him—and she has to admit, she’s missed him.   
Why? She scrolls back through their conversations,   
searching for any reason not to hate him.   
She’d ask him, What’s it like being a girl   
when you’re not a girl? His answers, when he gave them,   
weren’t helpful, so evasively poetic:   
It’s like a sponge somebody else is squeezing.
A radio tuned to all stations at once.
Like having skin that’s softer but more thick.
Then she remembers the morning she awoke   
with the smear of tears still raw across her cheeks   
and the spent feeling of having cried herself   
down to the bottom of something. Why was I crying?   
she asked, and he looked back blankly, with that little   
curve of a lip that served him for a smile.   
Because I can’t.
                              And that would be their secret.   
The power to feel another appetite   
pass through her, like a shudder, like a cold   
lungful of oxygen or hot sweet smoke,   
fill her and then be stilled. The freedom to fall   
asleep behind the blinds of his dark body   
and wake cleanly. And when she swings her legs   
over the edge of the bed, to trust her feet   
to hit the carpet, and know as not before   
how she never quite trusted the floor   
to be there, no, not since she was a girl   
first learning to swim, hugging her skinny   
breastless body close to the pool-gutter,   
skirting along the dark and darker blue   
of the bottom dropping out—
                              Now she can stand,   
and take the cup out of his giving hand,   
and feel what they have learned inside each other   
fair and enough, and not without a kind   
of satisfaction, that she can put her foot   
down, clear to the bottom of desire,   
and find that it can stop, and go no deeper.
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pokerwithplato:

josiephone:

josiephone:

Okay guys, I’m going to get serious for a minute. If you’re not in Ireland at the moment, you may not know about the situation regarding the laws on abortion. It is completely illegal, even in cases of rape, incest, fatal foetal abnormality, and other such things. Women have died in this country because inability to have an abortion put strain on their health. A woman who wasn’t even Irish begged for an abortion because her child was about to die in the womb. The complications arising from her case resulted in her contracting septicaemia, organ failure, and tragically dying. In 1992, the X Case took place, involving a 14-year-old girl, knowns only as x, who became pregnant after being raped. Instead of offering help to the girl, who because suicidal, they prevented her from travelling out of the country for an abortion.Any Irish woman* who needs an abortion has to travel to the UK, which means if you don’t have the money, you’re out of luck. What does the Irish Government have to say about this?Well, recently the UN confronted the Government about our abortion laws, pointing out that we were breaking Human Rights laws, and that the Government treated Irish women* like vessels.Joan Burton, the Tánaiste, said that there will be no referendum on abortion in this Government’s lifetime. They’re literally saying that they don’t care enough to rectify Human Rights breaches.I am NOT a vessel, and neither are you. Make your voice heard. Come to the March for Choice on the 27th of September in Dublin. Never give up, never stay quiet.

This has only been up since last night and LADS, the NOTES. Keep spreading the word!

Important!

pokerwithplato:

josiephone:

josiephone:

Okay guys, I’m going to get serious for a minute. 
If you’re not in Ireland at the moment, you may not know about the situation regarding the laws on abortion. It is completely illegal, even in cases of rape, incest, fatal foetal abnormality, and other such things. 

Women have died in this country because inability to have an abortion put strain on their health. A woman who wasn’t even Irish begged for an abortion because her child was about to die in the womb. The complications arising from her case resulted in her contracting septicaemia, organ failure, and tragically dying. 
In 1992, the X Case took place, involving a 14-year-old girl, knowns only as x, who became pregnant after being raped. Instead of offering help to the girl, who because suicidal, they prevented her from travelling out of the country for an abortion.

Any Irish woman* who needs an abortion has to travel to the UK, which means if you don’t have the money, you’re out of luck. What does the Irish Government have to say about this?

Well, recently the UN confronted the Government about our abortion laws, pointing out that we were breaking Human Rights laws, and that the Government treated Irish women* like vessels.

Joan Burton, the Tánaiste, said that there will be no referendum on abortion in this Government’s lifetime. They’re literally saying that they don’t care enough to rectify Human Rights breaches.

I am NOT a vessel, and neither are you. Make your voice heard. Come to the March for Choice on the 27th of September in Dublin. 

Never give up, never stay quiet.

This has only been up since last night and LADS, the NOTES. Keep spreading the word!

Important!

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john watson so kawaii

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  1. Boyfriend: You know Jon Hamm mentioned you people on tumblr talking about his penis
  2. Me: Whoa, whoa that's not MY people. My people will spend a thousand hours discussing Benedict Cumberbatch's neck before we have even the slightest thought about Jon Hamm's penis.
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